its the Dicemans birthday

  • Little Boy Blue…he needed the money!
  • Jack and Jill went up the hill
    Both with a buck and a quarter
    Jill came down with $2.50! The fucking whore!
  • Jack be nimble,
    Jack be quick,
    Jack burnt off his fucking dick!
  • There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
    She had so many kids her uterus fell out!
  • Georgie Porgie Puddin’ and Pie
    Jerked off in his girlfriend’s eye
    When her eye was dry and shut
    Georgie fucked that one eyed slut!
  • Twinkle, twinkle little star,
    How I wonder what you are.
    Shine upon the parking lot,
    As I eat my girlfriend’s twat!
  • Eenie meenie miney moe,
    Suck my dick and swallow slow!
  • Peter Peter pumpkin eater,
    Had a wife, loved to beat her
    Smacked her twice across the head,
    Fucked her ass and went to bed!
  • Hickory dickory dock,
    Some chick was sucking my cock.
    The the clock struck two,
    I dropped my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block!
  • Little Jack Horner
    Sat in the corner eating a pizza pie.
    He shit pepperoni, and blew his friend Tony
    Then wiped his mouth on his tie!
  • Little Miss Muffet
    Sat on a tuffet,
    Eating her curds and whey.
    Along came a spider,
    And sat down beside her and said,
    Yo, what’s in the bowl bitch?
  • Jack Spratt could eat no fat,
    His wife could eat no lean.
    So Jack ignored her flabby tits,
    And licked her asshole clean!
  • Mary, Mary quite contrary,
    Trim that pussy it’s too damn hairy!
  • Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep
    Blew her horse and licked his feet.
    She ate his asshole very nice,
    Tongued his balls not once, but twice!
  • Three blind mice, see how they run.
    Where the fuck are they going?
  • Patty cake, Patty cake
    Baker’s man.
    If your chick’s on her period
    Just fuck her in the can!
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    I fucked your mother’s ass,
    And she had you!
  • Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
    To get her old dog a bone
    And when she bent over, Rover took over!
    She got a bone of her own
  • Hickory Dickory Dock
    My balls fell out of my jock.
    I laid them to rest
    On some hooker’s chest
    And paddled her face with my cock.
  • Roll, roll, roll your cunt
    Gently down my prick.
    Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
    Then you’ll suck my dick.
  • Hey diddle diddle,
    The cat and the fiddle,
    The cow jumped over the moon.
    That’s more than my lazy wife does,
    The fat, fuckin’ smelly baboon
  • Little Miss Muffet
    Sat on a tuffet
    A lightbulb was stuck up her ass.
    It woke up the spider
    Who lived deep inside her.
    He said “Hey, free electric and gas.”
  • Jack and Jill went up the hill
    And Jack would try to hump her.
    Jill said No / and Jack said So
    I’ll ram it in your dumper.
  • Twinkle twinkle little star,
    Will she blow me in the car.
    I bought her dinner, she had fun.
    My balls are boiling, I’d like to come.
  • Old Mother Hubbard
    Went to the cupboard
    To get her old dog a snack.
    The cupboard was bare,
    She didn’t despair.
    She let Rover munch on her crack
  • Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
    Whacked off in the movie theater.
    Sprayed his load across the screen
    And ruined Titanic’s final scene
  • Jack and Betty, up in a tree
    F-U-C-K-I-N-G
    First comes Betty, then comes Jack
    Then comes the goo from Betty’s crack.
  • Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
    Your mother’s a whore,
    I ain’t your pop.
  • Doe, a deer, a female deer.
    Ray, the guy that fucked her ass.
  • Rub a Dub Dub
    Three men in a tub.
    Faggots have threesomes, too-
    So fuckin’ what.
  • Old Mother Goose…
    I fucked her.
  • Jack and Jill went up the hill
    High on blunts and all.
    Jack pulled down his pants
    and Jill said damn that shits small.
  • Rub a Dub Dub
    Three men in a tub.
    Fuck this shit it’s gay.
  • I fucked your mom
    I fucked her good.
    I fucked her better than your dad could
  • Suck my balls
    suck my dick
    dont smack it around
    I dont play that shit.

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater, knew a chick but couldn’t meet her. Saw her brother one fine day, sucked his cock, now he’s gay!

thursday june 10 2010

just figured id update the page 

more crazy stuff

Thursday

lasagna: My home made meat sauce 5 types of cheese and of course pasta and Voila heaven on earth

Tuesday january 05

Back in action. Today Texas  Beef Stew: Meaty chunks of beef sautéed in a flour and Texas seasonings until sealed and simmered in a tasty beef stock and hearty cuts of potato, carrot, onion and peppers till thick and hearty served up piping hot with a crisp garden salad and bread rolls

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